Sword Fighting Insults (Pirates)
Insult |
Reply |
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| This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur! | And I’ve got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? |
| Soon you’ll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! | First you better stop waving it about like a feather duster. |
| My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! | So you got that job as janitor, after all. |
| People fall at my feet when they see me coming! | Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |
| I once owned a dog that was smarter than you. | He must have taught you everything you know. |
| You make me want to puke. | You make me think somebody already did. |
| Nobody’s ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. | You run THAT fast? |
| You fight like a Dairy Farmer! | How appropriate! You fight like a cow! |
| I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! | I hope now you’ve learned to stop picking your nose. |
| Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? | Why? Did you want to borrow one? |
| I’ve heard you are a contemptible sneak. | Too bad no one’s ever heard of YOU at all. |
| You’re no match for my brains, you poor fool. | I’d be in real trouble if you ever used them. |
| You have the manners of a beggar. | I wanted to make sure you’d feel comfortable with me. |
| I’m not going to take your insolence sitting down! | Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again eh? |
| There are no words for how disgusting you are. | Yes there are. You just never learned them. |
| I’ve spoken with apes more polite than you! | I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion! |
Sword Master Fighting Insults (Carla)
Insult |
Reply |
|---|---|
| I’ve got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today. | And I’ve got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? |
| My tongue is sharper then any sword. | First you better stop waving it about like a feather duster. |
| My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island! |
So you got that job as janitor, after all. Too bad no one’s ever heard of YOU at all. |
| My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! | Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |
| Only once have I met such a coward! |
He must have taught you everything you know. I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion. |
| If your brother’s like you, better to marry a pig. | You make me think somebody already did. |
| No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do. | You run THAT fast? |
| I will milk every drop of blood from your body! | How appropriate! You fight like a cow! |
| My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood. |
I hope now you’ve learned to stop picking your nose. Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? |
| I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape. | Why? Did you want to borrow one? |
| My sword is famous all over the Caribbean! | Too bad no one’s ever heard of YOU at all. |
| I’ve got the courage and skill of a master swordsman! | I’d be in real trouble if you ever used them. |
| Every word you say to me is stupid. | I wanted to make sure you’d feel comfortable with me. |
| You are a pain in the backside, sir! | Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again eh? |
| There are no clever moves that can help you now. | Yes there are. You just never learned them. |
| I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors. |
I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion! Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |
| Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. | I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion! |
How to heckle with Stan
The price for the ship can go up or down, depending on your
dialog
choices.
The ship is always worth 10000 pieces of eight, we just need to get it under 7000 to have a
deal.
If you:
Refuse an extra = – 450 (6 times).
The first extra does not substract 450 so there are 6 extras left we dont need, so we
can
substract 2700 pieces of eight in total.
Go away:
You can walk away from Stan to lower the price:
1st time = – 1000
2nd time = – 500
3rd time = – 100
4th time = conversation ends
Make an offer
So if you go up an raise our offer this will substract 500
but if we go down this will add half the amount between the last two offers:
I.E. Offer 5000 then offer 2000 = + 1500
Offer 4000 then offer 2000 = + 1000
Offer 3000 then offer 2000 = + 500
So this is in my opinion the fastest way to get the Sea Monkey:
The first offer you make always substract nothing from the original price, but we have
to
start somewhere so lets go with 2000.
Now we can offer him 3000 (price = 9500), then 4000 (price = 9000), then 5000 (price =
8500), then we leave two times (price = 7000), then we offer 5000 again an voila its yours.
(Maybe refusing some extras would also work, but I cant skip dialog in the floppy version I
was testing this with, so someone else can check if there is a faster way on PC)
You can start the video below to see this strat in action
Burning and Cooking
Here you can burn several items and also throw a lot of these
items
in to the cooking pot – but it dont think there is a real “fastest” method:
Getting flaming mass:
Dusty old book
Feather pen
Business Card
1000% Cotton T-Shirt
T-Shirt
Map
Yeah you can sorta drop some items by just burning them all, but most of them are gone after
you get to Part 3…so burn whatever you want to.
You can also throw all of these items into the cooking-pot except of the Map (so no Deadend
possible, you can always get the flamming mass)