The Secret of Monkey Island
Sword Fighting Insults
Insult |
Reply |
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| This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur! | And I’ve got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? |
| Soon you’ll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! | First you better stop waving it about like a feather duster. |
| My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! | So you got that job as janitor, after all. |
| People fall at my feet when they see me coming! | Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |
| I once owned a dog that was smarter than you. | He must have taught you everything you know. |
| You make me want to puke. | You make me think somebody already did. |
| Nobody’s ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. | You run THAT fast? |
| You fight like a Dairy Farmer! | How appropriate! You fight like a cow! |
| I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! | I hope now you’ve learned to stop picking your nose. |
| Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? | Why? Did you want to borrow one? |
| I’ve heard you are a contemptible sneak. | Too bad no one’s ever heard of YOU at all. |
| You’re no match for my brains, you poor fool. | I’d be in real trouble if you ever used them. |
| You have the manners of a beggar. | I wanted to make sure you’d feel comfortable with me. |
| I’m not going to take your insolence sitting down! | Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again eh? |
| There are no words for how disgusting you are. | Yes there are. You just never learned them. |
| I’ve spoken with apes more polite than you! | I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion! |
Sword Master Fighting Insults
Insult |
Reply |
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| I’ve got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today. | And I’ve got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? |
| My tongue is sharper then any sword. | First you better stop waving it about like a feather duster. |
| My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island! |
So you got that job as janitor, after all. Too bad no one’s ever heard of YOU at all. |
| My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! | Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |
| Only once have I met such a coward! |
He must have taught you everything you know. I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion. |
| If your brother’s like you, better to marry a pig. | You make me think somebody already did. |
| No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do. | You run THAT fast? |
| I will milk every drop of blood from your body! | How appropriate! You fight like a cow! |
| My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood. |
I hope now you’ve learned to stop picking your nose. Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? |
| I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape. | Why? Did you want to borrow one? |
| My sword is famous all over the Caribbean! | Too bad no one’s ever heard of YOU at all. |
| I’ve got the courage and skill of a master swordsman! | I’d be in real trouble if you ever used them. |
| Every word you say to me is stupid. | I wanted to make sure you’d feel comfortable with me. |
| You are a pain in the backside, sir! | Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again eh? |
| There are no clever moves that can help you now. | Yes there are. You just never learned them. |
| I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors. |
I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion! Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |
| Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. | I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion! |
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